Post · bonfire.cafe

You haven’t seen gross until you’ve witnessed a toddler sneeze a gigantic booger out both nostrils, then slurp up each booger like a string of spaghetti #DadLife

#dadlife

rusty

@mativity@aus.social · 3 months ago

@jpm this post needs a CW this early on a sunday morning 🤢

Andy B

@andyb@mastodon.au · 3 months ago

@jpm *books vasectomy appointment*

sortius :Fire_Bisexual:

@sortius@infosec.exchange · 3 months ago

@jpm that's when I start singing 🎵 kids are gross do doo do doo 🎵