Post · bonfire.cafe

@mkb@mastodon.social · 3 months ago

Which one of you magnificent bastards is responsible for this? Y'all are reinvigorating my faith in humanity.

#sfba #subgenius #dada #troglodytism

[Drawing of a horrified man looking at his phone.]

"He called."

Please. No matter what you do. No matter who tries to convince you. Absolutely under NO circumstance call this number. For the love of humanity and the "illuminants” that hide deep under the earth's crust, crying and shrieking in a tone unheard by us. Please. We beg you. For all that is sacred. Do not even consider for a second to call this number below.

510.344.7037 — [Drawing of a horrified man looking at his phone.] "He called." Please. No matter what you do. No matter who tries to convince you. Absolutely under NO circumstance call this number. For the love of humanity and the "illuminants” that hide deep under the earth's crust, crying and shrieking in a tone unheard by us. Please. We beg you. For all that is sacred. Do not even consider for a second to call this number below. 510.344.7037

#troglodytism #subgenius #dada #sfba

@danlyke@researchbuzz.masto.host · 3 months ago

@mkb I'm gonna need someone who called that number to report back...