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Alice McFlurry :bc:

@Alice@beige.party · last month

Whenever I leave a bar, I like to slam my down my cash and say "welp, that school bus ain't gonna drive itself!"

@gnate@ohai.social · last month

@Alice
With the state of self-driving tech, even if the bus could drive itself, it might be better off with a drunk driver.

@BeamsAndBows@mastodon.sdf.org · last month

@Alice and that is how the meme image of a train hitting a school bus came to be.

@gumnos@mastodon.bsd.cafe · last month

Whenever I leave my drug dealer's, I like to slam down my tube-rolled cash on the mirror and say, "Welp, this country ain't gonna preside itself"

@k_leyton_cooper@mastodon.social · last month

@Alice
I bet that gets a raft of cheers frm the #ICE freeloaders❗️ 🙄👀

@adriano@lile.cl · last month

A screenshot from the game Stardew Valley. The player character is talking to Pam, the long-distance bus driver, in front of the bus. Pam has just received an alcoholic drink and is saying "Gimme that. *slurp*... Ahh, that's the stuff."

Pam abuses alcohol in the game. — A screenshot from the game Stardew Valley. The player character is talking to Pam, the long-distance bus driver, in front of the bus. Pam has just received an alcoholic drink and is saying "Gimme that. *slurp*... Ahh, that's the stuff." Pam abuses alcohol in the game.

Alice McFlurry :bc:

@Alice@beige.party · last month

@kwayk42@sechtor.social · last month

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🅱️eisbolCards

@beisbolcards@mastodon.world · last month

Three shots from an Arrested Development scene where Lucille Bluth just won a drinking contest.

Still 1: (Waiter) Can I get you anything else, ma'am?
Still 2: No thanks, I have to get back to rehab
Still 3: people cheering: She's is in rehab! — Three shots from an Arrested Development scene where Lucille Bluth just won a drinking contest. Still 1: (Waiter) Can I get you anything else, ma'am? Still 2: No thanks, I have to get back to rehab Still 3: people cheering: She's is in rehab!

Mike Fraser :Jets: :flag:

@mike@thecanadian.social · last month

@Alice I like to walk past hekicopters about to leave, pull a random bolt out of my pocket, shrug and toss it over my shoulder.

Mastodon Migration

@mastodonmigration@mastodon.online · last month

Third good laugh of the day!

Alice McFlurry :bc:

@Alice@beige.party · last month

Related:

https://beige.party/@Alice/115352515877069689

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