Some people have an unfalteringly strong moral compass, and I really admire those people. However just know that I am prepared to cross quite a lot of moral boundaries for one million pounds. If there's a chance that noone will ever find out, pretty much everything's on the table. Nothings off limits. Explode the Moon? I'm your man. Steal Big Ben? Don't mind if I do. Think impure thoughts? I'm way ahead of you, bebe! Give the wrong directions to someone? Piece of cake! Covet thy neighbours ass or whatever? Fine! All I'm saying is give me a chance. If you have a problem, If no one else can help and if you can find me. Maybe you can hire, The B-Team.
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OK now I know who I'm blaming if the moon blows up or Big Ben suddenly disappears.
Very stupid of you, now you have to guard the moon and Big Benny or else everyone is going to blame you.
Completely unrelated, is anybody interested in joining in on a clock tower heist in the UK? DM me with the codeword "Big Bong". #Dazzle #Camouflage #RazzleDazzle #JazzHands
@TheBreadmonkey Dirty deeds done dirt cheap?
If you think one million pounds is dirt cheap I have got another question for you (and that question is please can I have one million pounds?)
@TheBreadmonkey 😁 Of course! Check's in the mail!
@TheBreadmonkey Your obvious lack of interest in the upcoming #longarms invasion makes me doubt your stamina.
@TheBreadmonkey see that was a missed opportunity. you should’ve said “B-Team”
@TheBreadmonkey no no you don’t get to change it now. not without paying royalties at least /j
I didn't understand this sorry!
OK let me give it a try now....
I know all of you think that Nigel is an enormous piece of shit, but actually I am being paid to say that actually he's probably *not* an enormous piece of shit. Yes it is a lot of money I'm being paid by 'piece of shit Nigel' to publicly confirm to all of you now under the limited terms of this contract that in fact he is not an intergalactic sized human poo-person. So heed my contractually agreed and paid for words.... Nigel, is not a piece of shit. Although he is. 👍
