@mattblaze You’ve always had the power to go back to normal times. Just close your eyes, #hashtag #three #words in every toot, and think to yourself, “There’s no place like putting a content warning on each and every thing I write.”

@mattblaze 2026 needs another weasel to chew through the power cables at CERN, to undo the damage of the 2016 weasel

@mattblaze Pretty sure we're just going to have to proactively break it at this point.

@mattblaze Happy New Year to you!

@mattblaze Back on the old bad place I used to do year-end searches for things like 'Year X was the worst ever, year X+1 is going to be so much better."