Post · bonfire.cafe

@Federation_Bot · 5 months ago

Dinosaurs make everything better. Literally everything.

Exhibit A, today's Low Quality Ad, this 3D T-Rex Christmas Sweater.
https://collabs.shop/k8mose

A red and green Christmas sweater with a T-Rex head sticking out the front and tail sticking out the back.

formuchdeliberation

@formuchdeliberation@mastodon.world · 5 months ago

@lowqualityfacts best sweater ever

Patrick Prémartin

@premartinpatrick@mastouille.fr · 5 months ago

@lowqualityfacts 🤣

@nshr@hhsocial.de · 5 months ago

@lowqualityfacts A T-Rex growing through your body? This looks quite unhealthy to me.

Low Quality Facts

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social · 5 months ago

Other things dinosaurs would improve:

-The Bible
-Your morning commute
-The Sopranos
-Congressional hearings
-The Olympics

@badibulgator@mastodon.social · 5 months ago

@lowqualityfacts

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@Arapalla@aus.social · 5 months ago

@lowqualityfacts

But not the workplace.....

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Mr. Bruno :verified:

@mrbruno@mstdn.social · 5 months ago

@lowqualityfacts No xenomorph? I am dismayed.

Jonesie the cat and the Xenomorph have a play date. They are playing "spaceship" in a cardbox box labeled Nostromo in printing a child would do. Jonesie is sporting a fish bowl for a helmet and they are both all smiles.

√-ʇoɾəuɐnɾ 🍜🦄

@juanejot@beige.party · 5 months ago

@lowqualityfacts Ah yes, the traditional teletransportation of a time-traveling theropod into one’s living flesh. Has something to do with Yule, or Saturnalia, or the Silurian Hypothesis or something…

shortstories@merovingian.club

@shortstories@merovingian.club · 5 months ago

@lowqualityfacts

A man with a beard wearing a sweater with a dinosaur head and tail sticking out of it instead of just drawn on it

I see Dud people!

@BackFromTheDud@mas.to · 5 months ago

@lowqualityfacts Do they do one in "Alien"?