Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Festivus Ugly Christmas Sweater. Get it and wear it every single day in case you ever run into Jason Alexander. It would be a good conversation starter, and maybe even the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
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Disclaimer: If you do run into Jason Alexander while wearing this sweater, please do not challenge him to the Feats of Strength. Jason is no longer willing to pin random fans due to numerous lawsuits.
I once met Jason Alexander. He was having a drink with a costume designer on the couch in my bar.
The first thing he heard out of my mouth was a conversation I was having with someone else.
"I never understood how Friends got past the first season. The characters are flat, the jokes are reused whining about living in New York."
He was reasonably gracious about that.
I did pick up his tab.
