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Alice McFlurry :bc:
Alice McFlurry :bc:
@Alice@beige.party  ·  activity timestamp 5 months ago

If the devil is so bad then how come his cake is so good?

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sarpau
sarpau
@sarpau@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 5 months ago

@Alice And eggs

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thefathippy
thefathippy
@thefathippy@mastodon.world  ·  activity timestamp 5 months ago

@Alice

He does a great salad, too.

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TheZorse
TheZorse
@TheZorse@hear-me.social  ·  activity timestamp 5 months ago

@Alice

So that you eat too much of it, die an early death, and go straight to hell where his diabolical retinue of demons will receive you with the endless torment you so richly deserve for your gluttony.

That's just a guess.

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@antdude@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 5 months ago

@Alice "the cake is a lie"

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Sadie
Sadie
@Burn_this_@beige.party  ·  activity timestamp 5 months ago

@Alice Because humans are basically bad.

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Veviser
Veviser
@veviser@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 5 months ago

@Alice Thanks, I am now thinking of the devil character from Cow and Chicken 😫

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Josiah
Josiah
@Mornixu_Bane@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 5 months ago

@Alice

A meme referencing Breaking Bad
 Walter White yells, unheard, from the back of an SUV: "Aliiicce!!!! THE CAKE IS A LIE, ALICE!!!!!!
A meme referencing Breaking Bad Walter White yells, unheard, from the back of an SUV: "Aliiicce!!!! THE CAKE IS A LIE, ALICE!!!!!!
A meme referencing Breaking Bad Walter White yells, unheard, from the back of an SUV: "Aliiicce!!!! THE CAKE IS A LIE, ALICE!!!!!!
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The Right Irreverend
The Right Irreverend
@dadakopf@dobbs.town  ·  activity timestamp 5 months ago

@Alice Your posting reminded me of this question: Do you know how to make holy water? You take regular water and boil the hell out of it.

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John Maxwell
John Maxwell
@jmax@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 5 months ago

@Alice Temptation. Works, too.

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Mr Venis's Monster
Mr Venis's Monster
@repugnantson@fuckaas.space  ·  activity timestamp 5 months ago

@Alice he has to eat good cake as punishment. that's just how it is in hell

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Federation Bot
Federation Bot
@Federation_Bot  ·  activity timestamp 5 months ago

@Alice His eggs aren't anything to sneeze at etiher.

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