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@catsalad i want a dislike button

@catsalad back when it was a fun site not just for dating, OKCupid had lots of cool metrics. You could sort search matches by "% Enemy". I had a lot of fun talking to people who the algorithm thought I'd be enemies with. When they replied.

@catsalad

Profile HTML

@catsalad The arch nemesis recommendations would have really helped out because I’m just so busy.

@catsalad My proposal for Retoot Roulette keeps getting ignored!

@catsalad I root for Macromedia Flash content. 😅

@catsalad
Archnemesis recommendations has been replaced with "Who to subtoot."

@catsalad AI based on Michael Fassbender telling us to be brief when we toot. Briefer. No Briefer. Perfection.

@catsalad
User achievements!
“Posted from 5 different devices”
“Hug-of-death’d 10 external websites”
“Unfollowed by 99 users in 24 hours”
“Reported by 100 users”
“Reported from 50 instances”
“Blocked by 1000 users”
“v& by three different agencies”

@catsalad yeet key

@catsalad Profile background music along with custom css would be awesome.

@catsalad <marquee> support is lacking, I must say. 🚧

@catsalad Who needs arch rival recommendations when you can just arch DOCTOR VENTURE

@catsalad hope @HolosSocial will implement these very necessary quality-of-life features

@catsalad anti-boost: delete a post on someone's page for your instance

@catsalad I know how much you want your Hotline Miami dancing pug profile banner

@catsalad

Isn't BlueSky Mastodon's archnemesis?

@catsalad let me embed a MIDI you cowards!!!!

(you scroll through and the meow mix song starts playing in beepy boops)