Post · bonfire.cafe

You know what's great about The Ashes?

Hearing the two most fucking turgid national anthems on the planet back-to-back.

@jpm@aus.social · 5 months ago

@MattHatton both of which would be immensely improved by being played by a kazoo orchestra at 130bpm

This is why Oscar Piastri stopped winning F1 races, by the by.

Advance Australia Fair followed immediately by God Save the King was just making too many people suicidal.