I am sick of the nonstop political content on here, so tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this "One Day We Will Wake Up To His Obituary" towel. It's a good apolitical towel that could be referring to anyone. We all didn't immediately think of one specific person when we saw this.
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@lowqualityfacts May he die screaming in agony and sorted into the Inferno, stuffed ankle deep in Satan’s Sphincter.
@lowqualityfacts Unless someone of US, dies before him...
The future is always uncertain the end always near..
But, SO WHAT - everyone dies eventually, also him - no one gets out alive
#Obituary that will be in the front page
I have already picked out which version of the Hallelujah Chorus I am going to post on that day.
@lowqualityfacts only a few toots past this one in the TL https://mefi.social/@best_of_mltshp/115545413866955054
@lowqualityfacts I expect I will be aware of the death before I read the obit, by the whoops and shouts and pot-banging in the streets.
> "All men have an emotion to kill; when they strongly dislike some one they involuntarily wish he was dead. I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction."
~ Clarence Darrow
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/mark-twain-obituary-pleasure/
https://archive.org/details/storyofmylife000darr/page/86/mode/2up?q=obituary
For the record I am not pro-death, I simply enjoy reading a well written obituary.
@lowqualityfacts I’m actually anti-death, but I’m a pragmatist and realize that people who are pro-death continuing to be anti-dead conflicts with the ideal of an anti-death world, so for those people specifically, I am anti-anti-death.
@lowqualityfacts It is awfully popular
@lowqualityfacts So the people that cheered for death can still look forward to death-focused glee? That's like saying the evil people will continue to be evil.
It's on the darker side for what I'm assuming is intending to be a lighthearted humor account.
There's enough real deaths happening in real life to try to promote more of it.
