I am sick and tired of all the political content on here, so tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this apolitical Anti-crowns Shirt.
Why do we hate crowns? Because winter is coming, and they provide your head with very little warmth compared to other hats. Obviously.
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@lowqualityfacts I at first thought this was yet more inexplicable Jughead hate, which the fedi always seems to be stuck on. In fact though, Jughead from Archie Comics does not wear a crown but a “whoopie cap” and now I feel like a real Jughead. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whoopee_cap
Speaking of keeping your head warm, THIS is the only orange headpiece I wouldn't mind seeing today:
Do you know why crowns are open at the top? It is because the crown was invented in 1256, and hat tops were not invented until 1692. They simply did not have the technology yet.
