I had to spend this morning understanding the phrase "furry meme bullet" and I can confirm that this is the worst possible timeline.
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@evacide what annoys me is I genuinely enjoy playing Helldivers 2.
Although, I keep the mic turned off. And go for solo missions.
Ugh.
@evacide oh for Christ's sake. I googled. Unprecedented levels of horrified and impressed at the dedication to making comic book dystopias real.
@evacide can anyone make a car analogy, please?
@evacide I feel like today is the first time those 3 words have ever been strung together in that order and they weren't part of someone's bitcoin wallet recovery key.
@evacide I read "furry meme ballet" and I had some trouble connecting it with "worst possible timeline". I think my brain is longing for a better timeline...
@evacide If i went back to 1990 and told myself that someday a "terminally online Groyper Boogaloo Boy assassinated a fellow Nazi with bullets engraved in anime furry and Helldivers memes, for online social clout and lulz, knowing it would get blamed on transgender antifascists, with the President of the United States calling the dead Nazi a close personal friend", I'd have backed away slowly and looked frantically for an adult to flee to.
@siv Truly, we are living in an age of wonder.
@evacide I am learning this morning that there are levels of "Chronically Online" that I didn't think were possible.
@evacide our timeline is showing us that maybe furries and k-pop fans are more reliable in defending freedom than politicians who get paid for it.
@evacideOh God don't Google it
