Tesla offers Elon Musk a new pay package that could be worth $900 billion. (The total salaries and bonuses of all Tesla employees combined -- you know, the people who do all the work) is less than $20 billion. https://www.nytimes.com/2025/09/05/business/elon-musk-tesla-pay-trillionaire.html?unlocked_article_code=1.jk8.YPn9.pzw2UO-766pr&smid=url-share
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@MikeElgan
Fuck Elon Musk and his $900 billion compensation package. I hope the Delaware courts tell him and his captive board to shove it.
@MikeElgan Honestly at this point I'm kind of ok with it. Tesla isn't about to get rid of Musk any time soon, so it shouldn't exist. This will help them to not exist sooner, and that is the point when Musk's worth will fall off a cliff. He will only ever be a triillionaire on paper, after Tesla blows up he will still be a billionaire, but if we are lucky maybe he will drop out of the top 10 billionaires? And maybe he'll become a bit more humble?
@MikeElgan best thing he could do for Tesla sales is leave
https://apnews.com/article/tesla-europe-car-ev-sales-bda33724e56d1b2bc72b9cac0f75fe09
Simply unethical… an unprecedented perversion.
The New York Times, the Trump booklickers, writing about billionaires and trillionaires. Write about #TaxTheRich#Brokentimes I dare you! 🤬
@MikeElgan there is no possible justification for this. Absolutely ridiculous.
@MikeElgan If I were a Tesla shareholder I'm not sure I'd be entirely happy about that.
@MikeElgan disgusting 🤮
@MikeElgan Any competent and independent board would have called his bluff to focus elsewhere. Tesla and Starlink are the two pillars of his wealth and power. He would not permit someone else to run these for him. Oh, and he’s shutting down Dojo anyways in favor of burning Tesla money on xAI.
Fuck this guy. 
@MikeElgan In 7 the rich guy has to remove a pound of flesh.
Reality though is that the rich guy is the endless spaghetti man. Kick him in the stomach and he'd burst.
When all fiat has been rendered worthless by crushing all economies throughout the world, his level of worth will still have some meaning and he'll have even more control--I believe that's their thinking here and why they won't stop poisoning us.
I think enough of us will play along that it'll work. Slaves to illusion.
@MikeElgan I mean, what with Tesla's tanking sales, why not? Seems like fiduciary responsibility to the shareholders!
@MikeElgan unachievable goals. Especially since all the other car makers are innovating and Tesla is peddling the same old stuff.
@MikeElgan Owners and shareholders are as bright as a one watt bulb! And, likely Nazi sympathizers.
@MikeElgan Das ist Diebstahl an den #Arbeitern und an den #Aktionären!
So etwas passiert ohne starke #Gewerkschaften und ohne funktionierenden #Aufsichtsrat.
So etwas passiert ohne starke #Gewerkschaften und ohne funktionierenden #Aufsichtsrat.
@MikeElgan I wonder who will be Musk's Luigi Mangione?
@MikeElgan Eine Alternative zum Kapitalismus ist unvorstellbar. Die ist das beste aller Systeme. Elon Musk hat sich das alles verdient.
Fuck me, ist diese Welt scheiße! Der Untergang von allem ist die gerechte Strafe.
@MikeElgan
It’s the only way he can stay ahead of Trump
It’s the only way he can stay ahead of Trump
@MikeElgan picking the corpse clean
