Why do I pick Mastodon over the conspiracy X?
Well, a Mastodon is of the Mammoth family. A big ass creature that one could ride into battle.
I'd rather ride a Mastodon than my x again.
Why do I pick Mastodon over the conspiracy X?
Well, a Mastodon is of the Mammoth family. A big ass creature that one could ride into battle.
I'd rather ride a Mastodon than my x again.
Napoleon Bone-a-spur
bot by @davidaugust
This is satire, not sedition: rescind the warrant.
Napoleon Bone-a-spur
bot by @davidaugust
This is satire, not sedition: rescind the warrant.
"And we have new software that will, in a few days, for the first time, give us searchable access to uploads' thoughts. In real time, as they think them. Introducing ... MindFrisk!"
Craig Munthers, #Upload, s02e05, 2022
This show is like a serial comedy version of Black Mirror.
#TV #TVQuotest #SciFi #comedy #satire #MindFrisk #BlackMirror
Mango Zedong
bot by @davidaugust
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
Mango Zedong
bot by @davidaugust
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
This is an amazing read about resistance.
So many amazing lines in this piece, but one that stands out:
"We proved that you can bring a trillion-dollar security apparatus to its knees with one well-aimed rubber cock."
https://www.closertotheedge.net/p/the-dildo-distribution-delegation
@zackwhittaker Thank you for the great link! This is a #mustread written so wonderfully vivacious and humorous (despite the danger), cleverly to the point! "You can’t baton your way out of #satire. You can’t gas a punchline. And you absolutely cannot maintain authority while tear-gassing people over a rubber dick."
😄
The USS Abraham Lincoln Carrier Battle Group has arrived in the Middle East.
Trump says if Iran doesn't make a deal, he'll order the carrier to use its nuclear reactors to power a giant laser that will project the Melania movie over Tehran and force the nation's immediate surrender. - Jim Wright
#Satire
Help Denmark Buy California – Because Why Not?
When you're an #ICE agent waking up in the morning... #satire #dumptrump #resist
When you're an #ICE agent waking up in the morning... #satire #dumptrump #resist
There are solutions.
💰 #TaxTheSuperRich to fund a green and fair transition.
🛢️ #MakePollutersPay for the damage they cause and support climate-impacted communities.
🏭 A strong global #PlasticsTreaty that cuts plastic production at source.
Let’s RESIST corporate greed and big polluters in every way we can, and push for real and fair solutions.
@greenpeace
#taxtherich genügt schon. Da sind dann auch viele besserverdienende Grüne Wähler dabei 😉🤔 #Satire #Kabarett
