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Amber (KittyGPT6.9)
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@puppygirlhornypost2@transfem.social  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

repost to make netadmins mald

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tiktok slop video starting off with a cat in front of a server rack with a high pitched "i love DNS it always works great for me" before switching to a pallet of network equipment "My network never goes down because I use static routing". It then goes on to show a flat earth "The earth is flat" before being interrupted by a network diagram "and so is my enormous OSPF LSDB". It shoots to US military "I turn off spanning tree because it is socialist". It transitions to another cat "/32 loopback everywhere and no hackers can touch me". It then shows a server rack "my ethernet cables are so good they're cat 67 that's 1.59 THz idiots". it then goes to a cut of a cat eating something off the floor "I only use half-duplex because that's the only way to have polite conversation". It then switches to gameplay "latency is a myth invented by gamers who refuse to accept personal responsibility". It then goes into the backrooms "PHYs cant hurt me if i don't know what they are" . It then goes on to say "VLANs are institutionalized discrimination we don't use them here". It goes to a video of someone packing boxes "Jumbo frames make packets heavier which is why i don't allow them over wifi" finally it ends with a witch "ipv6 is a witches spell and we don't do that here"
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Ika Makimaki
Ika Makimaki
@pezmico@mastodon.nz  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

We now cross live to the office of the Minister for Ocean Destruction, after receiving news that his beloved seabed mining project application would be declined, despite changing the law so it would pass.

Bye bye would-be seabed miners! We won't miss you!
#ProtectTheOcean #stopSeabedMining #oceans #shitpost #NZPol

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Amber (KittyGPT6.9)
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@puppygirlhornypost2@transfem.social  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

repost to make netadmins mald

#shitpost

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tiktok slop video starting off with a cat in front of a server rack with a high pitched "i love DNS it always works great for me" before switching to a pallet of network equipment "My network never goes down because I use static routing". It then goes on to show a flat earth "The earth is flat" before being interrupted by a network diagram "and so is my enormous OSPF LSDB". It shoots to US military "I turn off spanning tree because it is socialist". It transitions to another cat "/32 loopback everywhere and no hackers can touch me". It then shows a server rack "my ethernet cables are so good they're cat 67 that's 1.59 THz idiots". it then goes to a cut of a cat eating something off the floor "I only use half-duplex because that's the only way to have polite conversation". It then switches to gameplay "latency is a myth invented by gamers who refuse to accept personal responsibility". It then goes into the backrooms "PHYs cant hurt me if i don't know what they are" . It then goes on to say "VLANs are institutionalized discrimination we don't use them here". It goes to a video of someone packing boxes "Jumbo frames make packets heavier which is why i don't allow them over wifi" finally it ends with a witch "ipv6 is a witches spell and we don't do that here"
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jbz
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@jbz@indieweb.social  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

Got GNOMEd plenty of times, unfortunately it was my fault as always. Thx @BrodieOnLinux for pointing out my obvious character flaw.

#gnome #shitpost

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jbz
@jbz@indieweb.social  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

After the new findings I'm also questioning what he put on my vaccine chip.

#shitpost

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Ika Makimaki
Ika Makimaki
@pezmico@mastodon.nz  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

"BuT yOU CaLL EvErYOnE yOu dOn'T Like a FaSCisT"

Categorically not true. I dislike a wide variety of peoples, and I'm quite willing to call them different names.

For example I also don't like centrists, liberals, tories, prudes, tankies, brown-reds, landlords, purists, tech bros, terfs, snobs, racists, sexists, grifters, cops, bootlickers, "patriots", gusanos, cookers, the "grind-set" crowd, fossil fools, climate deniers, anti vaxxers, covid truthers, blue maga, billionaires, NIMBYs, golfers, and I'm very touch and go about motorists.

Some do at times overlap with fash, to be fair.

#shitpost

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@jbz@indieweb.social  ·  activity timestamp 4 weeks ago

Put a thick gothic chic as the main character and your indie game will be huge.

Your ego and rigid moral framework is getting in the way of success.

#BadTake #shitpost #indiedev

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@cliff_spab@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 4 weeks ago

There's room for all of us.

#meme #memes #shitpost #bluesky #screenshot #socialmedia #society #weird #weirdo

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@argv_minus_one@mastodon.sdf.org  ·  activity timestamp 4 weeks ago

If #Nintendo is so great, why isn't there a Ninelevendo?

#shitpost

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@argv_minus_one@mastodon.sdf.org  ·  activity timestamp 4 weeks ago

If #Nintendo is so great, why isn't there a Ninelevendo?

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Travis F W
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@travisfw@fosstodon.org  ·  activity timestamp 4 weeks ago

Sometimes it seems like capitalists and the free software movement love themselves too much and hate each other too much to look at what the other is actually doing.
The GPL, for instance, is a great choice for a competitive business to release its software under. Do you know how copyright actually works?
I have a talent for productization, and I want funding, but does that mean Peter Thiel isn't a dick? Of course not!
#shitpost

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@cliff_spab@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 4 weeks ago

There's room for all of us.

#meme #memes #shitpost #bluesky #screenshot #socialmedia #society #weird #weirdo

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Scott Wilson
Scott Wilson
@scottwilson@infosec.exchange  ·  activity timestamp 4 weeks ago

"OMG thank you so much I'm totally able to shitpost now!"

"Yeah whatever you're welcome"

#shitpost #catte #memes

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Scott Wilson
@scottwilson@infosec.exchange  ·  activity timestamp 4 weeks ago

"OMG thank you so much I'm totally able to shitpost now!"

"Yeah whatever you're welcome"

#shitpost #catte #memes

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argv minus one
argv minus one
@argv_minus_one@mastodon.sdf.org  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

Where exactly is the Duchy of Nukem, anyway?

#DukeNukem #retrogaming #shitpost

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