Yesterday, I had an idea: write an #iocaine script specific to onlyjunk.fans. Something that supports multiple configurations within a single runtime (and as such, requires a trusted, sanitized environment).

Something more complex than the built-in script, but unlike Nam-Shub of Enki, meant to be usable by others too. One that doesn't require Emacs to build either.

It needed a name. I just found one while asleep. It's a play on the built-in script's name (Quickly Mark & Kill, QMK): Let Me Be Truly Quick+. LMBTQ+. Also goes well with iocaine's internal symbol names.

I am @doctor is a god damned genius.

@heiseonline Ist dies nicht gerade etwas für @algernon #iocaine?

@davidgerard @osm_tech @RationalWiki @corbet Also getting and handling them (as you know), but I’d be pretty interested to hear how bigger projects have to handle them

Quick check on latest status since last #iocaine restart: 1.49TB across 1.05B requests served

they never ever stop…

I like the progressive style of the NixOS quick start instructions @algernon . The quikc starts for Nginx and Caddy look super handy also. Very clever inversion of the fallback to errors.

https://iocaine.madhouse-project.org/documentation/3/getting-started/nixos/

#NixOS #Iocaine

#iocaine has been up for 13days 13h 51m 59s, and spent 1day 18h 47s dealing with - gestures hands wildly - everything.

In the past 24 hours, it served 7.39M requests, 96.65% of which were garbage, 2.88% passed through unscathed, and 0.457% were fed to the Cookie Monster. This required about 121.33MiB of memory on average, and 20.05GiB of absolute trash was generated for the nastiest visitors.

Top garbage consumers were:

1. Claude - 3.70M
2. OpenAI - 1.16M
3. Disguised bots - 1.11M
4. Amazon - 462.89K
5. Commercial scrapers - 275.79K
6. Facebook - 273.51K
7. Enthusiastic guestbook visitors - 14.68K
8. Aggressive maze explorers - 7.73K
9. Google - 368.25
10. Perplexity - 7.00

Various other agents slurped through 7.00K pages of unhinged junk, bless their little hearts.

In these trying times, 0.22% of all requests were likely of human origin: I hope you enjoyed your stay, and will visit again! Of all requests iocaine let into the garden, 76.44% were from Fediverse software. Thank you! #FediHug

#AIStatsPorn

#iocaine has been up for 13days 13h 51m 59s, and spent 1day 18h 47s dealing with - gestures hands wildly - everything.

In the past 24 hours, it served 7.39M requests, 96.65% of which were garbage, 2.88% passed through unscathed, and 0.457% were fed to the Cookie Monster. This required about 121.33MiB of memory on average, and 20.05GiB of absolute trash was generated for the nastiest visitors.

Top garbage consumers were:

1. Claude - 3.70M
2. OpenAI - 1.16M
3. Disguised bots - 1.11M
4. Amazon - 462.89K
5. Commercial scrapers - 275.79K
6. Facebook - 273.51K
7. Enthusiastic guestbook visitors - 14.68K
8. Aggressive maze explorers - 7.73K
9. Google - 368.25
10. Perplexity - 7.00

Various other agents slurped through 7.00K pages of unhinged junk, bless their little hearts.

In these trying times, 0.22% of all requests were likely of human origin: I hope you enjoyed your stay, and will visit again! Of all requests iocaine let into the garden, 76.44% were from Fediverse software. Thank you! #FediHug

#AIStatsPorn

Has anyone been able to set up Iocaine on Apache2 server? I don't have nginx on this server and I rather not try to reconfigure this mess of a server into nginx.

Theres no documentation for Apache2 here https://iocaine.madhouse-project.org/documentation/3/reverse-proxies/

#Iocaine

#iocaine has been up for 3days 13h 52m, and spent 19h 41m 15s dealing with - gestures hands wildly - everything.

In the past 24 hours, it served 44.65M requests, 99.30% of which were garbage, 0.62% passed through unscathed, and 0.066% were fed to the Cookie Monster. This required about 136.39MiB of memory on average, and 109.65GiB of absolute trash was generated for the nastiest visitors.

Top garbage consumers were:

1. Alibaba - 31.68M
2. Disguised bots - 7.63M
3. Claude - 1.98M
4. OpenAI - 1.22M
5. Facebook - 746.10K
6. Amazon - 405.79K
7. Commercial scrapers - 260.90K
8. Google - 98.97K
9. Huawei - 21.51K
10. Aggressive maze explorers - 21.03K
11. Enthusiastic guestbook visitors - 683.47
12. Perplexity - 5.00

Various other agents slurped through 7.42K pages of unhinged junk, bless their little hearts.

In these trying times, 0.04% of all requests were likely of human origin: I hope you enjoyed your stay, and will visit again! Of all requests iocaine let into the garden, 77.21% were from Fediverse software. Thank you! #FediHug

#AIStatsPorn

#iocaine has been up for 6days 9h 55m 33s, and spent 1day 6h 2m 17s dealing with - gestures hands wildly - everything.

In the past 24 hours, it served 29.17M requests, 99.36% of which were garbage, 0.58% passed through unscathed, and 0.052% were fed to the Cookie Monster. This required about 129.24MiB of memory on average, and 71.32GiB of absolute trash was generated for the nastiest visitors.

Top garbage consumers were:

1. Disguised bots - 14.87M
2. Alibaba - 8.05M
3. Claude - 1.81M
4. OpenAI - 1.22M
5. Facebook - 618.72K
6. Amazon - 486.22K
7. Commercial scrapers - 277.87K
8. Enthusiastic guestbook visitors - 63.88K
9. Huawei - 14.71K
10. Aggressive maze explorers - 12.27K
11. Google - 786.54
12. Perplexity - 4.00

Various other agents slurped through 23.39K pages of unhinged junk, bless their little hearts.

In these trying times, 0.04% of all requests were likely of human origin: I hope you enjoyed your stay, and will visit again! Of all requests iocaine let into the garden, 68.66% were from Fediverse software. Thank you! #FediHug

#AIStatsPorn

I woke up this morning, went into the kitchen, collected some spoons1, it's time to roll up my sleeves and release #iocaine 3.1.

1. Drank 0.4l of caffeinated hot chocolate, and topped it with two pellets of Ferrero Pocket Coffee. So I'm like wide-eye awake for the next hour, and I'm hearing colours2. ↩︎

2. iocaine's soothing green is, as expected, soothing, like a small breeze upon a field of wild grass. My burning red-yellow rage is the most metal sound you ever heard. ↩︎

A perfect report on the sheer quantity of waste #ai is generating. #iocaine is phenomenal

Just set up #iocaine for https://turbo.fish and https://caniuse.rs. Other pages may follow, but I currently host most of my static stuff on GH pages (inertia..).

The garbage it generates is so beautiful 😂
(not sure how to link to it but if you have curl handy you can see it in action with curl https://turbo.fish/ -sA Perplexity - I'm sure you can guess some of the things I put in the training corpus)

A perfect report on the sheer quantity of waste #ai is generating. #iocaine is phenomenal

#iocaine has been up for 11h 4m 11s, and spent 13h 11m 6s dealing with - gestures hands wildly - everything.

In the past 24 hours, it served 89.87M requests, 99.70% of which were garbage, 0.28% passed through unscathed, and 0.012% were fed to the Cookie Monster. This required about 146.41MiB of memory on average, and 476.18GiB of absolute trash was generated for the nastiest visitors.

Top garbage consumers were:

1. Aggressive maze explorers - 70.76M
2. Huawei - 11.29M
3. Disguised bots - 3.60M
4. Enthusiastic guestbook visitors - 1.06M
5. Claude - 895.65K
6. OpenAI - 695.26K
7. Facebook - 463.61K
8. Commercial scrapers - 187.69K
9. Amazon - 180.0K
10. Alibaba - 46.72K
11. Google - 14.42K
12. Perplexity - 2.00

Various other agents slurped through 109.01K pages of unhinged junk, bless their little hearts.

In these trying times, 0.03% of all requests were likely of human origin: I hope you enjoyed your stay, and will visit again! Of all requests iocaine let into the garden, 70.97% were from Fediverse software. Thank you! #FediHug

#AIStatsPorn

@ross
@algernon what have you done 😁

#Iocaine #IndieWeb

#iocaine has been up for 11h 4m 11s, and spent 13h 11m 6s dealing with - gestures hands wildly - everything.

In the past 24 hours, it served 89.87M requests, 99.70% of which were garbage, 0.28% passed through unscathed, and 0.012% were fed to the Cookie Monster. This required about 146.41MiB of memory on average, and 476.18GiB of absolute trash was generated for the nastiest visitors.

Top garbage consumers were:

1. Aggressive maze explorers - 70.76M
2. Huawei - 11.29M
3. Disguised bots - 3.60M
4. Enthusiastic guestbook visitors - 1.06M
5. Claude - 895.65K
6. OpenAI - 695.26K
7. Facebook - 463.61K
8. Commercial scrapers - 187.69K
9. Amazon - 180.0K
10. Alibaba - 46.72K
11. Google - 14.42K
12. Perplexity - 2.00

Various other agents slurped through 109.01K pages of unhinged junk, bless their little hearts.

In these trying times, 0.03% of all requests were likely of human origin: I hope you enjoyed your stay, and will visit again! Of all requests iocaine let into the garden, 70.97% were from Fediverse software. Thank you! #FediHug

#AIStatsPorn

Just set up #iocaine for https://turbo.fish and https://caniuse.rs. Other pages may follow, but I currently host most of my static stuff on GH pages (inertia..).

The garbage it generates is so beautiful 😂
(not sure how to link to it but if you have curl handy you can see it in action with curl https://turbo.fish/ -sA Perplexity - I'm sure you can guess some of the things I put in the training corpus)

I will be postponing the #iocaine 3.1 release. Initially targeted this Friday, I'll aim for December 1st instead.

There's a few things I want to do before I cut the release, and I will not have time for that until I'm off to Warsaw. I will have a free night there, that should be enough to finish what I had in mind, and will cut a release right after.

And I just discovered that @algernon's iocaine is already using the same list and proposing to download it as well :)

https://iocaine.madhouse-project.org/documentation/3/getting-started/

I did not take the time to deploy it somewhere yet.
But it just reached v3.0 and seems much easier to run now!

#bot #antibot #iocaine

What was I supposed to do?

Oh, yes, some #iocaine things. I did get around to some of these! ASN matching is on main, and am working on pre-training.

Then I'll remove some footguns. Hopefully.