The President is always a controversial choice, always an infuriating but fascinating character. His job is not to wield power but to draw attention away from it.
Another thing that got forgotten was the fact that against all probability a sperm whale had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet.
And since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this poor innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity as a whale before it then had to come to terms with not being a whale any more.
Another thing that got forgotten was the fact that against all probability a sperm whale had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet.
And since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this poor innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity as a whale before it then had to come to terms with not being a whale any more.
#Tusky F-Droid finally has quoots and unlike the Mastodon browser interface, you can click on the number of times a post has been quoted and see all those quote posts.
(I'm slowly warming up to quotes.)
#Tusky F-Droid finally has quoots and unlike the Mastodon browser interface, you can click on the number of times a post has been quoted and see all those quote posts.
(I'm slowly warming up to quotes.)
You didn't need daft old herbs to make your life a problem, if you spent one week every month with two extra legs and four extra nipples. (Men at Arms)
You didn't need daft old herbs to make your life a problem, if you spent one week every month with two extra legs and four extra nipples. (Men at Arms)
The President is always a controversial choice, always an infuriating but fascinating character. His job is not to wield power but to draw attention away from it.
If life is going to exist in a Universe of this size, then the one thing it cannot afford to have is a sense of proportion...
If life is going to exist in a Universe of this size, then the one thing it cannot afford to have is a sense of proportion...
"Concentrate," hissed Zaphod, "on his name."
"What is it?" asked Arthur.
"Zaphod Beeblebrox the Fourth."
"What?"
"Zaphod Beeblebrox the Fourth. Concentrate!"
"The Fourth?"
"Yeah. Listen, I'm Zaphod Beeblebrox, my father was Zaphod Beeblebrox the Second, my grandfather Zaphod Beeblebrox the Third..."
"What?"
"There was an accident with a contraceptive and a time machine. Now concentrate!"
