do you want to run syspatch with me?

do you want to run syspatch with me?

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue arrives ont he scene as Green is cutting a random chunk of plastic, pieces of it flying everywhere. Blue is holding both of his eyes closed in order to protect them from impact, while Green is squinting with one eye, peering his work with the other. Blue: What's with the plastic shrapnel? Green: Arts and crafts. I'll clean up later. Blue sits down, looking at Green questioningly. Green - who has stopped clipping - frowns at his craft. Blue: How will you find them if you don't see where they go? Green: From the bottom of my foot. Green resumes clipping as Blue looks at him, stunned. Eventually, he manages to put his thoughts into words. Blue: ...You have feet?

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue arrives ont he scene as Green is cutting a random chunk of plastic, pieces of it flying everywhere. Blue is holding both of his eyes closed in order to protect them from impact, while Green is squinting with one eye, peering his work with the other. Blue: What's with the plastic shrapnel? Green: Arts and crafts. I'll clean up later. Blue sits down, looking at Green questioningly. Green - who has stopped clipping - frowns at his craft. Blue: How will you find them if you don't see where they go? Green: From the bottom of my foot. Green resumes clipping as Blue looks at him, stunned. Eventually, he manages to put his thoughts into words. Blue: ...You have feet?

Cartoon comparing “How Technology is…” vs “How it should be.” On the left, a stick figure appears trapped inside a rounded blue square icon; on the right, a stick figure stands holding a glowing blue square, with a small Kagi logo and @instachaaz credit at the bottom.

girl studies the ancient tome of PF

girl studies the ancient tome of PF

Cartoon comparing “How Technology is…” vs “How it should be.” On the left, a stick figure appears trapped inside a rounded blue square icon; on the right, a stick figure stands holding a glowing blue square, with a small Kagi logo and @instachaaz credit at the bottom.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue looks at Green over his shoulder as Green looks at a tiny cut on his tail. Green: Oh huh, a tiny cut. Blue: Let me get the wound spray. Green begins to lick the tiny cut, while Blue looks shocked. Green: Nah, it's fine. Blue: Don't lick it!! Blue frowns at Green as Green looks up from the cut. Green: Your own saliva is actually better for your wounds than someone else's. Blue: That doesn't make it good for you! As Blue leaves to get the wound spray, Green calmly continues to lick the wound. Blue: You stop that! I can hear you!

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue looks at Green over his shoulder as Green looks at a tiny cut on his tail. Green: Oh huh, a tiny cut. Blue: Let me get the wound spray. Green begins to lick the tiny cut, while Blue looks shocked. Green: Nah, it's fine. Blue: Don't lick it!! Blue frowns at Green as Green looks up from the cut. Green: Your own saliva is actually better for your wounds than someone else's. Blue: That doesn't make it good for you! As Blue leaves to get the wound spray, Green calmly continues to lick the wound. Blue: You stop that! I can hear you!

Four panel comic by falseknees (Comic by @falseknees@mastodon.social ) copyright 2020: Panel 1: A downy woodpecker is resting on a pine tree branch partially covered in snow. Its beak is open with a tiny bit of breath condensation coming out. A speech bubble above its head reads "Ahh... Febuary". Panel 2: Close up of the bird's head with a speech bubble: "Febrary" Panel 3: The bird's head is tilted down and it looks a bit confused, speech bubble says: "Febberary..." Panel 4: The bird's head is raised more confidently, mouth open wider, now saying: "Frebrury"

Four panel comic by falseknees (Comic by @falseknees@mastodon.social ) copyright 2020: Panel 1: A downy woodpecker is resting on a pine tree branch partially covered in snow. Its beak is open with a tiny bit of breath condensation coming out. A speech bubble above its head reads "Ahh... Febuary". Panel 2: Close up of the bird's head with a speech bubble: "Febrary" Panel 3: The bird's head is tilted down and it looks a bit confused, speech bubble says: "Febberary..." Panel 4: The bird's head is raised more confidently, mouth open wider, now saying: "Frebrury"

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