Just had a sales email with an opening line that reads "Paste company's LinkedIn here / craft icebreaker." and then an insult.
Excellent salesing, you fucking gibbon.
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@TheBreadmonkey It's like the ever-prescient Terry Pratchett's Dis-Organiser on steroids
"Good morning, Insert Name Here! How can I help you today?"
@TheBreadmonkey Brilliant! Like an amateur theatre production:
"We shall meet sir, at the hustings! Exits stage left!"
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Even by gibbon standards this is shit. At least they were honest about their complete lack of imagination.
@TheBreadmonkey What is a 'craft icebreaker '? Sounds like an ale that should be sold in Shoreditch.
I once stopped in for a swift half in a Shoreditch pub and had to ask the ironically moustachio'd person what literally everything was because there were no descriptions or prices. Should I have a pint of Widowers Lament or a Dawn Lampshade. Perhaps a half of Rowdy Nun.
@TheBreadmonkey got your attention though, right? 🤣
Definitely immediately promoted from total obscurity to existing forever on my block list
