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@TheBreadmonkey Bishlamek gurpgork?
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What is the easiest way to discern a Coral Snake from a King Snake? We have both in flor-e duh and one is venomous. Ta!
One always tells the truth and the other always lies
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That's basically true. We have a rhyme that goes, 'Red touch yellow, kill a fellow and red touch black, venom lack'. Has to do with the rings.
. . . brush or floss?
seems like a snake has a lot of time on their hands . . .
@TheBreadmonkey what would happen if a snake bit a werewolf? Would the werewolf die, and/or would it create a weresnake?
@Shobeck @TheBreadmonkey As every serious biologist would tell you, the werewolf has to bite the snake, not the other way round. That would probably work for a vampire and would create a snakepire or a snamp or a vampake.
@sanpan @TheBreadmonkey are you questioning Ben's snake expertise.
So a snake would kill a werewolf, but biting a vampire would lead to a Snampire!
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Hopefully, there's some mythical creatures biting one another scenario wherein you end up with a regular size-and-shape snake only one that has a wolf's face and fur.
It's not that I'd want to own one as a pet, just I was thinking there what the least worst "were"-animal to encounter would be and a non-venomous weresnake should hopefully be pretty easy to just boot into the bushes.
Look at this absolutely gorgeous bastard
@TheBreadmonkey indeed, that is a very pretty snake. Still wouldn't take it to dinner at Pizza express or offer it my last Rolo. On top of being too bitey, poisony, and killy.... This now adds spiky.
stupid beautiful Weresnakes.
@TheBreadmonkey How many snake eggs do you need to make a decent Spanish omelette for a family of four?
None. You should use tofu. Snake eggs are full of wigglers.
@TheBreadmonkey are snakes on Mastodon? If so what's their favourite distro of linux?
@TheBreadmonkey Do you know anything about snakes' mortal enemies, ladders?
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How many snakes does it take to reach the moon?
8 really really long ones
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Bugger! I’ve only got three
@TheBreadmonkey Are snakes' arms all the same length?
If a snake were to wear a tie, whereabouts would it wear it, and how long would it be?
@TheBreadmonkey where does a snakes tail actually begin?
At the end plus an inch which is the buildup to the physical beginning of the tail
@TheBreadmonkey if a venomous snake bites it's own tail does it die?
No it becomes twice as powerful. Whilst Christianity isn't real, there is an actual snake god and anyone who looks at it explodes.
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I prefer the 'turns to stone' variation. It seems we have a schism . . .
@TheBreadmonkey @Tattooed_Mummy It’s true: I looked at it and I exploded.
@TheBreadmonkey How do snakes make love?
@dilmandila @TheBreadmonkey they kiss with their tongues and hold tails in the shape of a heart
That's easy - snake style. It's all wiggly and frankly disgusting.
@TheBreadmonkey just popped over to the Federated timeline and saw this post skim by, 14 minutes late. It was as if light just reached my eyeball after traveling across several galaxies. While I’m here, no doubt you’ll be well aware of this:
'A habu snake is able to mate for as long as 26 hours, which causes some to believe that a drink of habushu may help sexual dysfunction in men. A common superstition is that these strengths are passed on to those who drink habushu.’
@TheBreadmonkey im afraid to ask what brought the expertise on 🙈
@TheBreadmonkey y is good snek wen sum snek bad fren