@jeffjarvis holy shit it's bigger than the rest

yeet this golden clown into the fucking sun

@jeffjarvis The Lolita Lounge

@jeffjarvis the “Fools gold” house is more appropriate

@jeffjarvis Why? It's a FAKE BALLROOM.

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It should all come down when the next Democratic Party president is in the Oval Office. Trump's fantasies to the contrary, there is no such thing as permanent.

@jeffjarvis let's face it doesn't matter what it is because eventually when he's dead and his family's gone They're gonna have to knock the fucker down and rebuild it back the way it was, Trumps name should be removed from everything apart from a single public toilet in DC & that should be called the "Pump & Dump Trump" memorial shithouse...

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The Gilt House is more accurate.

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Turd Palace

@jeffjarvis is the pink area new?
don't really know how the white house looks

@jeffjarvis You misspelled Pedo Palace

@jeffjarvis Nice. But gold doesn't tarnish and the current admin has covered everything with tarnish. Maybe fools gold?

@jeffjarvis I'd just rename the bathrooms "gold showers"

@jeffjarvis Good plan. It'll piss of the dictator of Trumpistan is "Epstein wing" sticks....

@jeffjarvis Good, now it's only missing Julius Caesar's Saepta on the front side.

@jeffjarvis or the outhouse. Since the Orange TACO has that fecal fetish, it would be a good choice.

@jeffjarvis he would like that name tho

@jeffjarvis we've been referring to it as the shitehouse since Reagan

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Has anyone reported who the contractor is destroying American history?

It's also ironic that he isn't willing to tough out the tariffs ( #TACO) yet is expecting everyone else to do so.

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Thank you for your post.
Considering the present residents, perhaps "OUTHOUSE" would be more appropriate.

Peace

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"neoclassical facade" tacked on the side like a campaign button.

This is a box (data center) with architectural stickers on it.

McMansion "CAD Pack" vibes.

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Epstein Files Memorial Data Center

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Ewwwww, ugly design. Asymmetrical facade? And then call it Neoclassical?
Either #Drumpf drew it himself, or the architect pranked him.
Painful.

@jeffjarvis @briankrebs he’d just think “gold house” was a good name

@jeffjarvis is outhouse too on the nose?

@jeffjarvis I'm thinking something else entirely. If it really is the people's house what sort of a people are we? Wasn't it originally built by slaves?

@jeffjarvis I think the Versailles vibe is strong here. A palace is born.

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gold-plated, because cheaper.

@jeffjarvis Tacky Shack

@jeffjarvis "The White Gold House" ? Then something of the original name remains

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Yes! "Gold House" has too many positive connotations for some people. We need a pejorative name that's negative for all. Maybe… Gilded House? Glittery House? Gaudy House? Gauche House?
(All "G" words coming to mind! 😄)

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Ok, except that shiny crap isn’t gold — it’s gilt, or in this case, guilt.

@jeffjarvis Fools Gold house?

@jeffjarvis the Epstein Ballroom in the Pedophile Wing of the Gilded House?

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My #MAGA neighbor came up with ... "The White's Only House."
He was serious.

@jeffjarvis addition to map (as I see Rose garden)... Jacky Kennedy Memorial garden is gone

@jeffjarvis Agreed! Check out this parody, Presidential Oddity, for more on the orange con man
https://youtu.be/X1dwr4GoymE

@jeffjarvis Trump is dying, I call it The White Hospice.

@jeffjarvis Temporarily, yes!

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The Nazis were really fond of building ostentatious monuments to themselves.

I seem to remember there was a film of what happened to the third break building at the end of the war.

@jeffjarvis White Trash House

@jeffjarvis - assuming there will be a ‘next’ President, I’m hoping they’ll bulldoze the thing to the ground - remember it’s supposed to paid for by Trump and his buddies - and replace it with trees. Maybe a pond.

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So the ballroom wing is much bigger than the work wing?

That explains everything.

@jeffjarvis @dborch For further development see

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germania_(city)

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it's fitting since Pres Chump's grandfather ran a brothel and eatery for gold miners.. like Epstein

That shady business was built in Whitehorse, BC, Canada, actually... baby Donald is still hoping to find gold in Canadian land

Same businesses, different day

ew just realised they might have laughed about that commonality 🫢

@jeffjarvis #EpsteinWing

@jeffjarvis love that. Personally, I can't resist "lobster claw."

@jeffjarvis ....huh....will it be pink😊?